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DA ALBUM RELEEEEESE IS HERRRR YALLZZZ HAAAAAAAAY!!
Let it beee known an fuggin let it beee writtin…May 26th. Memorial Day Weekend.
Be Derrr Awstin Texasss
4/13/2012 Fridaaaay da Thurrrteen in da house
Tooday i woke up an da chickens were playin in da brown puddle in da back corner uh da house. Dey so fuggin nice to wake up too after a lonnng nite uh recording and wurkin on da music haaay! Me an JJ Booya been slam dunkin da album like a nay nay an da beats R stankin HAWT.
Was on Trannyshack Reno Bus fer Easter an gotta push all my luv on dem SF gurlzz cuz dat sheeet was uhhmayzinnnn. I luv u SF too damm much damm MUCH. Dis is me an Lady Bear an Rentecca sangin MY HEART WILL GO ON.…an it aint safe ferrr wurk or children haaaay!
an now gittin ret to spice up da performance calendar herrrr on da cumputer machine. Keep dem eyes on da prize yallzz cuz sum gooood shows be tourin up danngg soon. We in da wurks ferrr some hawt travel dat will brang us so close tooo u i can smell it already
luv
CHRISTEENE
3.26.2012 TRANNYSHACK RENO BE CUMMIN UP ON IT!!
YALLZ…..Easter Weekend iz gunna be da biggest mess yall ever SEEEEN wit da TRANNYSHACK nay naaay!! Iz time to git up on da big ol bus an travel wit me an Peaches Christ an Heklina an Rentecca along wit sum uhmaaaayyzzing fuggin messy biyatches all da way from San Francisco to RENOOOOO!!!! We even make uh pitt stop at a macdonals and tear it uh new buh hole! Diz Is most def gunna be da messiest poo poo platter i ever done got into an i want u tooo cum play wit me!!!!
Peaches Christ gotta place u can git dem tix an git on da joyride wit my luvins so pleeeeze pleeeeze if u in San Fran an wanna have a hella happeeee easter time ferr da baybee Jeebus den git dem tix an cum forget ur life ferrr a weeekend in hawt hell HAAAAAAAY.
BRANG IT.
xo
CHRISTEENE